Because waiting for waves is noble. But boring.
Let’s be honest: the Mediterranean doesn’t always play nice, especially here in Malta. One minute she’s throwing head-high wedges. The next, she’s a polished mirror. Beautiful? Sure. Surfable? Not a chance. Which is where Malta Surf School comes in, flipping the script on flat spells with the launch of their brand-new wake boat, which rips hard. Gorgeous lines, space, and coaches who will always put a smile on your face!
This isn’t some clunky rental rig with a limp wake and a stale speaker system. This thing’s fresh out the box, fitted with a high-pull tow frame, the MONSTER TOWER (Made in the USA!), designed to throw a beefy, clean wake that actually lets you wake board behind it. You get real lift off the rope, clean lines to carve, and that strange-but-familiar buzz of going fast sideways on water. You’ll be sore the next day, and weirdly proud of it. Warning: it’s f*cking addictive. Just pure, clean, good fun.
This beast, AKA the Squid, is 100% BOMBA approved. No need to stalk swell charts or refresh wind reports. Just message the Malta Surf School crew, on IG book your slot, and go full throttle with guaranteed rides and zero paddle-outs. Remember Valerio is also a deejay, so you’ll be cruising with some good tunes pumping too through their immense sound system! They’ll even give you a Bluetooth headset and a helmet, so your coach can guide you through your moves. What’s not to love?
Whether you’re a total novice with spaghetti arms or a grizzled local with your fish tail dinged beyond repair, wakeboarding scratches the same itch. It’s surf-adjacent, adrenaline-heavy, and way too fun not to try. You’ll wipe out, hoot for your mates, maybe land something sketchy and claim it. The best kind of chaos.
Bonus: Malta Surf School footage.
Valerio and Kate love a good show, so you’ll get amazing wake clips as you shred, or face palm!
Surfers always want waves. Now we have.
And the best part? It’s local. It’s legit. And the guys running it actually surf. No cheesy corporate vibe here—just good humans, good times, and an engine loud enough to drown out your existential crisis. (Don’t worry, we’ve all got our issues aye!)
More from Malta Surf School: SUP tours
Wakeboarding too much for you? If you’re nursing a hangover or just want to vibe, Malta Surf School also runs stand-up paddleboard tours. We’re talking caves, secret coves, turquoise water so clear it feels AI-generated. It’s the mellow side of the same coin: paddling, exploring, not thinking too hard. Flat days: sorted!
Flat spells used to mean sulking, scrolling, and maybe going for a jog (bleh). Now they mean roped-in mayhem, crystal-blue faceplants, and that sweet moment you’re up on that wake. Even if you only last five seconds, its glorious. (Here’s to hoping you last longer in bed though pal!)
Get ready to have the summer of your life and explore arund the most beautiful bays across the Maltese Islands… letting you see things you have never seen before!
We salute you Malta Surf School. You made flat days fun again, see you out there!
